The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

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And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian. [Valedictorian:] I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement. [Buffoon:] This movie sucks shit! [Valedictorian:] Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly. [Buffoon:] Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits! [Valedictorian:] Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she? [Buffoon:] I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off. [Valedictorian:] Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process. [Buffoon:] That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head. [Valedictorian:] Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it. [Buffoon eating popcorn] [Buffoon:] This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it. [Buffoon continues to eat popcorn] [Valedictorian:] Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank. [Buffoon:] I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin' mind! [Valedictorian:] It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis. [Buffoon:] My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day! [Valedictorian:] It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internal metabolism. [Buffoon:] I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl. [Gets out of the car] [Valedictorian:] Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion. [Buffoon walking away] I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue. [Buffoon:] I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank! [Valedictorian:] Bye bye! Have fun. [Buffoon continues to walk away]

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